Stage 3: MaraquanWocky...

One day i was just trolling along, And i happened to stumble apon a faggot, a 57 year old man pretending to be a 13 year old girl. After much trolling He/She came up with the most witty and hurtful insult in the history of insults... "Birdbrain" He/She/It then began to brag about how clever it was, So i ended up writing up a paragraph of verbal owning, Unfortunately her retarded pokemon loving, Sexually confused mind could not comprehend any of it, So she just Edited the quote and made the wittiest retort known to 5 year olds.

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Her edited quote: stupid crap about how The-Condor loves men

Her: I know you are but what am I?
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Me: Are you really this stupid to think birdbrain is a good insult?

Her: You are a birdbrain. Stupid as a dove.

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*Blocked... ALT TIEM OOLOLOLOLOL*

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Me: How do you know Doves are stupid? For all you know they could be the most intelligent beings on the planet.

Her: [Butthurt] Blocked and if you make any more alts to send me PMs, I WILL report you. [/butthurt]

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*ALT TIEM OLOLOLOLO*

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Me: You cant get in trouble for what you do in PM's, Its why they put in the block function, To prevent butthurt noobs like you from complaining.

Her: it's against the rules to make alts. One of the mods or Wade will take care of you...*block*

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*ALT TIEM*
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Me: Alts are only against the rules if you use them to get around bans. (NOT userpage bans) And i dont think Wade would listen to some little 13 year old butthurt pokemon fanboy thats mad because they got owned.

Her: Fuck you, idiot. Go back to 4chan.
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"G0 BAK 2 4CAHN 0MG0MG0MG0MG0MG0MG0MG." HAHAHAHA, In case you didn't know, I DON'T GO TO 4CHAN! 888CHAN AND 711CHAN ARE WHERE ITS AT, BITCH!

EDIT: OMFG, OWNED! Trolled so bad she disabled PM's.