Stage 4: zombiemaster69

Oh boy, Where to start.

Well our first sign is that hes a "Disturbed" fan. AKA: HAI GUYS WERE LIEK HARDCORE

So anyway i was just trolling along when this faggot pretended to be a faggot, then in plain sight says, "I LIEK HAET HIM OMG" So naturally he comes to my page and acts like tough shit. Unfortunately i now know hes in league with bigger faggots. *COUGH* Chillbro *COUGH*

Me: *Last news post*

Him: UR SO FUNNEH

Me: :D

Him: MAN YOUR SO AWESOME, CAN I SUCK YOUR DICK

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Him: I HAET CONDOR

Me: lol butthurt much?

Him: *Ramble's on about how im such a troll.*

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Him: you think you can offend me? bring it (SRS BIZZNES)

Me: DERP DERP, Did I ever say I could? Or would? Or are you just being retarded as usual?
But then again what did i expect from a brain damaged 16 year old boy... Wait, thats all of Disturbed's fanbase!

Him: try again

Me: Nah, Your not worth my time. I like how you can try to pretend your not offended though, Good job."*Sniffle Sniffle* t-try again *Sniffle*"

Him: LOL look who is trying to be a big man

Me: *Sniffle* L-l-looks whos the big man. *Sniffle* BAWWWWWWWWWW (Imitating him)

Him: (Completely Clueless and thinks IM bawwing): lol you got butthurt baaaaaaw did i make you cry?

Me: Oh look, Too mentally challenged to figure out im immitating you? Go to school. Get an education. And change the fake age on your profile, We all know your 12.

Him: OMG NO WAI, UR A TROLL!

Me: You just realised im a troll? Look at my fucking Newsposts, I keep fucking trolling people and advertising it here, Then i post a "Succsesful troll is sucsessful" Picture.

I am now fully convinced your retarded.

Sorry its short, He just got pwned quickly, Hes making love with chillbro as we speak.

EDIT: Lol, Fail cuntpaste is fail