He has banned me 7 times now AND has edited my messages to him to make it seem like hes hardcore.

UPDATE: Oh god, His 3rd newspost about me in a row, Seems like hes taking this a little too seriously.

UPDATE: Seems he cant capitalize or spell my name properly.

UPDATE: 8th ban... yeah people, IM the butthurt one here /sarcasm

UPDATE: Oh noes, hes cuntpasting me, What ever shall i do?

UPDATE: Hes so butthurt hes not talking straight "he did, face it your screw"

He has banned me 7 times now AND has edited my messeges to him to make it seem like hes hardcore.

EDIT: Oh god, His 3rd newspost about me in a row, Seems like hes taking this a littke too seriously.

EDIT: Seems he cant capitalize or spell my name properly.

EDIT: 8th ban... yeah people, IM the butthurt one here /sarcasm

EDIT: Oh noes, hes cuntpasting me, What ever shall i do?

Stage 4: zombiemaster69

Oh boy, Where to start.

Well our first sign is that hes a "Disturbed" fan. AKA: HAI GUYS WERE LIEK HARDCORE

So anyway i was just trolling along when this faggot pretended to be a faggot, then in plain sight says, "I LIEK HAET HIM OMG" So naturally he comes to my page and acts like tough shit. Unfortunately i now know hes in league with bigger faggots. *COUGH* Chillbro *COUGH*

Me: *Last news post*

Him: UR SO FUNNEH

Me: :D

Him: MAN YOUR SO AWESOME, CAN I SUCK YOUR DICK

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Him: I HAET CONDOR

Me: lol butthurt much?

Him: *Ramble's on about how im such a troll.*

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Him: you think you can offend me? bring it (SRS BIZZNES)

Me: DERP DERP, Did I ever say I could? Or would? Or are you just being retarded as usual?
But then again what did i expect from a brain damaged 16 year old boy... Wait, thats all of Disturbed's fanbase!

Him: try again

Me: Nah, Your not worth my time. I like how you can try to pretend your not offended though, Good job."*Sniffle Sniffle* t-try again *Sniffle*"

Him: LOL look who is trying to be a big man

Me: *Sniffle* L-l-looks whos the big man. *Sniffle* BAWWWWWWWWWW (Imitating him)

Him: (Completely Clueless and thinks IM bawwing): lol you got butthurt baaaaaaw did i make you cry?

Me: Oh look, Too mentally challenged to figure out im immitating you? Go to school. Get an education. And change the fake age on your profile, We all know your 12.

Him: OMG NO WAI, UR A TROLL!

Me: You just realised im a troll? Look at my fucking Newsposts, I keep fucking trolling people and advertising it here, Then i post a "Succsesful troll is sucsessful" Picture.

I am now fully convinced your retarded.

Sorry its short, He just got pwned quickly, Hes making love with chillbro as we speak.

EDIT: Lol, Fail cuntpaste is fail

Stage 3: MaraquanWocky...

One day i was just trolling along, And i happened to stumble apon a faggot, a 57 year old man pretending to be a 13 year old girl. After much trolling He/She came up with the most witty and hurtful insult in the history of insults... "Birdbrain" He/She/It then began to brag about how clever it was, So i ended up writing up a paragraph of verbal owning, Unfortunately her retarded pokemon loving, Sexually confused mind could not comprehend any of it, So she just Edited the quote and made the wittiest retort known to 5 year olds.

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Her edited quote: stupid crap about how The-Condor loves men

Her: I know you are but what am I?
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Me: Are you really this stupid to think birdbrain is a good insult?

Her: You are a birdbrain. Stupid as a dove.

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*Blocked... ALT TIEM OOLOLOLOLOL*

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Me: How do you know Doves are stupid? For all you know they could be the most intelligent beings on the planet.

Her: [Butthurt] Blocked and if you make any more alts to send me PMs, I WILL report you. [/butthurt]

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*ALT TIEM OLOLOLOLO*

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Me: You cant get in trouble for what you do in PM's, Its why they put in the block function, To prevent butthurt noobs like you from complaining.

Her: it's against the rules to make alts. One of the mods or Wade will take care of you...*block*

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Me: Alts are only against the rules if you use them to get around bans. (NOT userpage bans) And i dont think Wade would listen to some little 13 year old butthurt pokemon fanboy thats mad because they got owned.

Her: Fuck you, idiot. Go back to 4chan.
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"G0 BAK 2 4CAHN 0MG0MG0MG0MG0MG0MG0MG." HAHAHAHA, In case you didn't know, I DON'T GO TO 4CHAN! 888CHAN AND 711CHAN ARE WHERE ITS AT, BITCH!

EDIT: OMFG, OWNED! Trolled so bad she disabled PM's.

WHERE IN THE WORLD IS CARMEN SANDIEGO?!

hellboundsoul07, Chillbro, metaknightPWNS and Their little bitch PrefectedIdiot2 are all giant faggots.

hellboundsoul07 made a CUTE little MSpaint Drawing about me, And i didn't want to disappoint him So i hung it on the fridge so he can feel better about himself. Also seems to think calling me "THE-BIRDY" will get me to suicide or some shit like that.

Chillbro has his own little alt buddy that comments on his page, Probably because no one else will... Except for hellboundsoul07 and all his alts... though it might have something to do with him posting an >9000 video everyday, Get the hint: OLD UNFUNNY MEME IS OLD AND UNFUNNY, STOP USING IT.

PrefectedIdiot2... i pity you.

metaknightPWNS, FANBOYISM, TO A NEW LEVEL.

But watch out, These masters of animation like hellboundsoul07, The one who admitted that he had 0 flash experience, and thinks pixel art is GOOD, are going to make TEH ULTIMATE PWNAGE FLASH, Wich, According to Chillbro, WILL WIPE ME OFF THE INTARWEBS, ZOMG DO I HAVE ANY CHANCE?!?!?

My guess this will be another poorly animated madness flash that wont pass judgment, And will be filled with me getting killed.

I will LAUGH IN YOUR FACES when that gets blammed.

Also Thank you all for feeding the troll.

EDIT: hellboundsoul07 is apparently so butthurt, he bans on sight. lulz

NEWLY ADDED FAGGOT

Super-Sonic-Fan1: Well, This ones gonna be long, Because he just happens to be the biggest faggot on the list.

First of all, Well.. Look at him! Hes a 16 year old basement dweller who can only get it up for SONIC OMG. That and the fact that he has to put on the internet tough guy mask after you fucking owned him. Coming up with the WITTIEST retorts like, The dreaded "NO U" and the horrifying "UR GAY" and the terrible "FAG". He also likes to randomly start throwing acronyms around after his jokes, Even though these are jokes you would find 12 year old at the park to be using.

Example. "UR GAY OLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLLMAOROFLOLWTFOMGBBQ OLOLOLOLOLROFLQQGGGRAHRHRHER"

Watch your back, Hes gonna go "coz ur gay" and "Actually you cant ______" To every verbal pwnage you give to him.

EPIC LOL: AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH, looks like one of the faggots made a fake alt of me, This isnt just trolling, These are memories of the most butthurt noobs i have EVER seen.

Sensationalism is a faggot.

Cool dudes list: Anyone not mentioned above.

So i scammed this guy into giving his password out.

Is this a useless review?

Shit dawg

Today i got an eyelash into my eye to i wiped it out with my palm only to remember i jacked off 5 minutes ago.